deleted scenes
Here are some recent drafts in my fediverse client that didn't make the cut:
Computer daemon: combinatoryx
One chumby per anklebiter
Look, I'm not afraid of clowns, I have a healthy respect for clowns. I know they don't want to hurt me, I stay away because I don't want them to think I'm about to go after their young
lol, you like Medieval Times? You know they're not real knights, right?
I wonder if the Medieval Times knights had a moment of silence when the queen died
It is hazardous to go solo. A gift: 🗡️
How is there no emoji for just one sword
All of my posts are epigrams. Just a heads up
Well there's your problem. When's the last time you oiled your got lotr? It's gone hod
Remember, for every rule there's an exception that proves it. What about the laws of physics? Well, that's the exception that proves the "there's an exception that proves every rule" rule
Q: What's the best time of day for a ruthless Roman consul to discipline his cohort with the brutal punishment of decimation? A: Tenth hurty 🦝