a rickety bridge of impossible crossing

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Here are some recent drafts in my fediverse client that didn't make the cut:

  • Computer daemon: combinatoryx

  • One chumby per anklebiter

  • Look, I'm not afraid of clowns, I have a healthy respect for clowns. I know they don't want to hurt me, I stay away because I don't want them to think I'm about to go after their young

  • lol, you like Medieval Times? You know they're not real knights, right?

  • I wonder if the Medieval Times knights had a moment of silence when the queen died

  • It is hazardous to go solo. A gift: 🗡️

  • How is there no emoji for just one sword

  • All of my posts are epigrams. Just a heads up

  • Well there's your problem. When's the last time you oiled your got lotr? It's gone hod

  • Remember, for every rule there's an exception that proves it. What about the laws of physics? Well, that's the exception that proves the "there's an exception that proves every rule" rule

  • Q: What's the best time of day for a ruthless Roman consul to discipline his cohort with the brutal punishment of decimation? A: Tenth hurty 🦝