Here are some recent drafts in my fediverse client that didn't make the cut:

• Computer daemon: combinatoryx

• One chumby per anklebiter

• Look, I'm not afraid of clowns, I have a healthy respect for clowns. I know they don't want to hurt me, I stay away because I don't want them to think I'm about to go after their young

• lol, you like Medieval Times? You know they're not real knights, right?

• I wonder if the Medieval Times knights had a moment of silence when the queen died

• It is hazardous to go solo. A gift: 🗡️

• How is there no emoji for just one sword

• All of my posts are epigrams. Just a heads up

• Well there's your problem. When's the last time you oiled your got lotr? It's gone hod

• Remember, for every rule there's an exception that proves it. What about the laws of physics? Well, that's the exception that proves the "there's an exception that proves every rule" rule

• Q: What's the best time of day for a ruthless Roman consul to discipline his cohort with the brutal punishment of decimation? A: Tenth hurty 🦝