a rickety bridge of impossible crossing

i think france should ask for the statue of liberty back

"Yeah, after the civil war ended and things were looking up, we really thought y'all wanted to do the stuff we wrote on there. Man, we were way off. Kind of embarrassing. We'll pay for the return shipping, of course. Figure you probably need that space for another prison anyway. Give us a ring when you're ready to make arrangements, merci beaucoup" 👩‍🎨

#garblet