a rickety bridge of impossible crossing

latin quisquiliarum

Did you know? Fake Latin makes you sound learnèd and mysterious, with just a touch of that old-world class. It's true! Just ask:

Nine out of ten popes won't rat you out! Shout me out in the comments if you're a pope who wouldn't rat someone out just for using fake latin. "God, he doesn't mind so much," reports one current or former pope who asked to remain anonymous, and I agree.

In fithos lusec wecos,

procyon montani 🦝