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Avatar Man: "We must protect the space doubloons"
I hope my brain decides I deserve paragraphs again soon
I disabled the snooze button on my alarm because it's too tempting to just hit it over and over. So now when I want to snooze, I have to manually re-set the alarm time for 10 minutes in the future. Usually I'm too sleepy to do this properly and it doesn't go off again at all, and I oversleep. It's called self-discipline, people
If you disagree with any of the conclusions I've drawn, here's a piece of information you should consider: I'm wearing a deerstalker hat. Believe whatever you want, but don't forget about the hat
Free grocery store called the Circle A
The real friends are the treasure I found along the way
Hierarchical ordering is the earliest known rhizome of all evil
Pronouncing "garden gnomes" like anemones
Any haunted house worth its salt should be equipped with a screamdeck
Eating with loud "om nom nom" sounds is not an endorsement
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Oh, now they're saying I'm in a "doomsday cult?" Look buddy, the only doomsday group I belong to is the SHCO, Society for Humanity's Comprehensive Obliteration. If you're gonna call that a cult, then sure, I'm in a cult 🙄