a rickety bridge of impossible crossing

i gotta stop waiting until 23:30 to write these

You know that feeling you get when they turn on the heat in your apartment against your will, because the apartment's managed by a soulless bureaucracy that turns the heat on on October 1st every year no matter what even though it's still regularly in the 70s1 outside, so you have to run the air conditioner in october so it's not 80 degrees inside, and then at night when it gets below 50 you can finally turn the AC off and open the windows, but then the air's so dry that it feels like all the moisture in your throat and eyeballs has been replaced with sand? The best word to describe this feeling is "enervated" 🦝


  1. Celsius version: You know that feeling you get when they turn on the heat in your flat against your will, because the flat's managed by a bunch of bell-ends who turn the heat on October 1st every year no matter what even though it's still regularly in the 20s outside, so you have to run the aircon in october so it's not 27 degrees inside, and then at night when it gets below 10 you can finally turn the aircon off and open the windows, but then the air's so dry that it feels like all the moisture in your throat and eyeballs has been replaced with biscuit crumbs? The best word to describe this feeling is "knackered" 🦊↩