I get bored at work and I just fire them off instead of typing them into a draft to post later

I could have had a decent #GarbageDigest today if I could just restrain myself

There are a couple other topics I want to write about but my brain's too fuzzy from work and errands to do so coherently

I don't want to use this as just like a social media post aggregator, so I usually don't duplicate content, but I will here for the purpose of calling myself out

these jokes don't count

1. The feminine form of "Abbot" is "Abba"

2. Releasing a weekly audio show where my friends congratulate me on my amazing performance streaming casual games on twitch. It's the Popcap prop strat pogchamp podcast¹

3. Wanting the participles done right, they had to be dangled by myself

4. 📯 CW: poultry It was nice of the chicken to evolve a convenient portion-based anatomy for us

5. Super Mario Iliad

end joke section

I'm going to have to delete subway tooter from my phone again, until I can exercise some more self-control

At least I finally made a proper spoiler/content warning class. That's something, at least 🦝

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1. Dang, I wanna stream casual games now. Like some hidden object games? That sounds chill as hell↩